Good Times

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:
evil-britney:
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

ruhruhrandy:

The number of things I’d rather die than do is comically large.

3plymike:

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

mmilhouse:

fffffffffrigggg bank fees stop taking more of my nonexistent money!!! raaage

ruhruhrandy Asked

Question

Why does Wizards continue to print land destruction effects? I can pinpoint the exact least amount of fun I’ve ever had playing Magic in 17 years and the majority of them are playing against land destruction.

Answer

silentone2k:

markrosewater:
We’ve weakened it a lot since the early years. I’m looking at you Sinkhole and Strip Mine.
Geomancer’s Gambit and Cleansing Wildfire are examples of playably costed basic land destruction that don’t outright prevent opponents from playing the game. The provide safety valves against multiple abuses in the mana base, including just highly questionable mana bases in general. But some version of Field of the Dead’s rampage in standard is what happens when there’s no playable land destruction. I’d really like to see more of these destroy&replace + small effect cards printed.

I have no quarrel with nonbasic destruction. That’s totally fair. The ability to destroy basic lands however is a blight on the game.

rhubabe:

c3tcn:
bonerfart:
fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle
he was born in 1969
dicksuckle69

rootlessly:

2020 october — gold beach, ore.

fullmetalfisting:

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao

te5seract:
“ First snow, Pristine & Misty Mountain Cold by Justin Poe
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te5seract:

First snow, Pristine & Misty Mountain Cold by Justin Poe

angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:

the-real-ted-cruz:
no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s
the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

probablyasocialecologist:

fleetnaturals:

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

witchella:

lemons2apples:
cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards
Lemony did not, and would not ever, expect any of us to be okay.