Reese’s, Oreo, Butterfinger Sonic Blast.

WAY better than I thought it would be.

I mean I already loved Oreo and Reese’s as a combination. I thought throwing Butterfinger in would overbalance everything and destroy reality.

But here I am eating this delicious maelstrom of flavor.

  1. Date Posted Icon 20th April 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 1
    3. Tags Icon #this is randy#sonic#reese's#oreo#butterfinger#it's sonic good#i still don't get that goddamn motto
RIDING IN A MUSTANG WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN

RIDING IN A MUSTANG WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN

  1. Date Posted Icon 13th April 2013
    2. Tags Icon #ford mustang#mustang#this is randy

Just chilling on this swing wishing I was somewhere else…

Or better yet here. But with the girl I love.

  1. Date Posted Icon 2nd April 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 2
    3. Tags Icon #this is randy#obsidianlies
I dyed her hair today. It came out great!

I dyed her hair today. It came out great!

  1. Date Posted Icon 26th January 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 5
    3. Tags Icon #obsidianlies#this is randy#mediakilledbeauty

Just chilling in the lingerie section while she tries on bras nbd.

I feel really awkward right now.

Someone’s gonna be like “why’s that fat guy chilling in the lingerie section?”

And I’m gonna be like

“….tumblr.”

  1. Date Posted Icon 8th January 2013
    2. Tags Icon #this is randy#obsidianlies

So I was trying to do something with Cayce’s new printer.

And I was wearing my boxers cause no one else was home.

And I hear something at the front door. And I thought it was her step dad coming home from lunch so I wasn’t too bothered.

IT WAS HER FUCKING GRANDMOTHER BREAKING INTO HER HOUSE.

LIKE WHO EVEN SAID YOU COULD COME IN?

  1. Date Posted Icon 3rd January 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 1
    3. Tags Icon #this is randy#obsidianlies
  1. Date Posted Icon 19th December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #this is randy

My back is on fire.

Goddammit.

  1. Date Posted Icon 15th December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #this is randy#obsidianlies#she needs to cut her nails#christs sake
MISSI MY CARD CAME IN AND IT’S PRETTY AND THE MESSAGE INSIDE WAS SO SWEET. THANK YOOUUU! =D

MISSI MY CARD CAME IN AND IT’S PRETTY AND THE MESSAGE INSIDE WAS SO SWEET.

THANK YOOUUU! =D

  1. Camera: Photo Booth
  1. Date Posted Icon 12th December 2012
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 2
    3. Tags Icon #missiworld#this is randy#i tried to look exciting#and failed

Why does it always have to rain after I’ve parked a mile away and go in Walmart.

Fuck you Walmart.

At least I discovered peanut butter Oreos.

  1. Date Posted Icon 4th December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #this is randy

Pretty sure my mom just bought me a full England home kit.

…I’m actually really ecstatic.

I should have gotten Gerrard instead of Rooney.

Fuck.

Dammit.

  1. Date Posted Icon 3rd December 2012
    2. Tags Icon #england national football team#football#this is randy

She put tape on my dick while I was napping.

Ow

Goddamnit

Fuck

I love her so much

  1. Date Posted Icon 1st December 2012
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 3
    3. Tags Icon #obsidianlies#this is randy

Speed limit on interstate changed to 50 because of road work.

Driving 70 through that section of interstate.

Listening to Breaking the Law by Judas Priest.

  1. Date Posted Icon 30th November 2012
    2. Tags Icon #this is randy
Do you see this girl? I am hers. And I will always be hers. You can’t have me.

Do you see this girl?

I am hers.

And I will always be hers.

You can’t have me.

  1. Date Posted Icon 27th November 2012
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 2
    3. Tags Icon #obsidianlies#this is randy
I took her to see her ring for the first time yesterday. She absolutely loved it. =) it makes me happy.

I took her to see her ring for the first time yesterday. She absolutely loved it. =) it makes me happy.

  1. Date Posted Icon 25th November 2012
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 3
    3. Tags Icon #this is randy#obsidianlies