Reese’s, Oreo, Butterfinger Sonic Blast.
WAY better than I thought it would be.
I mean I already loved Oreo and Reese’s as a combination. I thought throwing Butterfinger in would overbalance everything and destroy reality.
But here I am eating this delicious maelstrom of flavor.
RIDING IN A MUSTANG WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN
Just chilling on this swing wishing I was somewhere else…
Or better yet here. But with the girl I love.
Just chilling in the lingerie section while she tries on bras nbd.
I feel really awkward right now.
Someone’s gonna be like “why’s that fat guy chilling in the lingerie section?”
And I’m gonna be like
So I was trying to do something with Cayce’s new printer.
And I was wearing my boxers cause no one else was home.
And I hear something at the front door. And I thought it was her step dad coming home from lunch so I wasn’t too bothered.
IT WAS HER FUCKING GRANDMOTHER BREAKING INTO HER HOUSE.
LIKE WHO EVEN SAID YOU COULD COME IN?
My back is on fire.
MISSI MY CARD CAME IN AND IT’S PRETTY AND THE MESSAGE INSIDE WAS SO SWEET.
THANK YOOUUU! =D
Why does it always have to rain after I’ve parked a mile away and go in Walmart.
Fuck you Walmart.
At least I discovered peanut butter Oreos.
Pretty sure my mom just bought me a full England home kit.
…I’m actually really ecstatic.
I should have gotten Gerrard instead of Rooney.
She put tape on my dick while I was napping.
I love her so much
Speed limit on interstate changed to 50 because of road work.
Driving 70 through that section of interstate.
Listening to Breaking the Law by Judas Priest.
Do you see this girl?
I am hers.
And I will always be hers.
You can’t have me.