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happynstanceimaging: awesomewhispy: bird-internet: captainshenanigans: Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means. We probably just all sound like pirates.
So I probably have a new job.
Why am I using an angel deck you ask?
sir-thursday: Everybody has flying Most have lifelink, vigilance, or some other effect Most are 2/2 minimum I’ve had to use three twenty sides dice along with the one that counts to ninety all at once Along with Serph Sanctuary you can heal up to four times every summon The instants and sorcery related to the theme are a little OP ALL THE ART IS HALF NAKED WOMEN FLYING AROUND WITH SWORDS
I really fucking enjoy Magic the Gathering
welcometothesoundofprettyodd: AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
neyruto: how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
zuky: mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t read World War Z or The Zombie Survival Guide.