mspbandj:

ace-vibez:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

HE WILL BE A FRUIT LOOP IN THE WORLD OF CHEERIOS OH MY GOD

(Source: uvmsemba)

womankiings:

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban + 2004, dir. Alfonso Cuarón

A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It’s not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

gk01:

shescoreswhenshewants said: DO IT

"People are fickle fucks."
— Red

Yo I work in a jail, and the prison from Orange is the New Black must have exactly zero cameras or this show wouldn’t have made it past the first episode.

gifyourass:

This show is gold

thelandofmaps:

Landscapes of Europe [OC] [1984 × 1736]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

teenmorphine:

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

same

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 6D
  2. Aperture: f/8
  3. Focal Length: 35mm