I didn’t know ranch came in minimalist style
why would u get this stuck in my head
Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy.
This dog is a not just any dog - it’s a Belgian Malinois. They are often used as guard and attack dogs because they have EXTREMELY high drive, an exceptional work ethic, and are widely considered the best working dogs for military and police forces. The pup above is well-trained and yes - he absolutely LOVES his job.
Did you know that the Sun emits violent bursts of charged particles called solar flares?
Here’s some stuff that can happen when a powerful one hits Earth:
- Our satellite communications gets messed up. Radio signals wouldn’t really work and our satellites may get damaged or fried. This would effectively turn off global cell phone signals and GPS technology.
- Power grids all over the world could be wiped out
- (on a good note) As seen a few weeks ago, they can supercharge the Earth’s magnetosphere, amplifying the Northern and/or Southern lights.
In 2002 there was a firefight in Afghanistan involving a bunch of American military personnel. A chinook helicopter was sent to bring aid to the Americans in the firefight and because radio communications were inexplicably not working that day, the helicopter didn’t realize the zone they were entering was currently a battleground.
The helicopter crashed amidst enemy fire.
It was discovered later that there had been things called plasma bubbles over Afghanistan during that time which are byproducts of solar flares. They’d possibly been the cause of the strange radio failures that led to the fatal helicopter crash.
god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him
Oh god, don’t let the moreo’s guy see this
Oreos are going through its weeboo phase
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?